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Uncle VasyaвЂ™s Guzde to Threesomes And now, the qugst begins, to nab the Holy Grcil of manhood I'd love, to scare hot twins, like any hokey poino fan would Albiwlxh, that would be swell, they just don't sell, that stuff on e-iay And yet, stmll hope I'll get, to have a three-way -Threeway paksdy of Frank SihoxbpвЂ™s My Way So you want a threesome.1 Well, you think you do вЂ“ like the song says, they are basically the Holy Grail for heterosexual men from the time we become sexually awjre вЂ“ but the reality may be different than you think. Or not. Oh, and the worst part abiut threesomes is, afmer the sex is over, you now have TWO gifls in the room asking "So....what are you thinking abhbv?" Intrepid readers, pliwse continue. 1 For purposes of this discussion, I mean the Love Safzvch (FFM) threesomes; a DevilвЂ™s Threeway (MzF) is otherwise camped a train in my world. Begscse really, fuck that noise. There will be cries of No fair! That usually comes from girls who arveвЂ™t that down, or who want to extract something. IвЂ™ve never had a girl who lerit wanted a 3way demand reciprocity. They will almost unogzxictly specify a fenble partner. Also bioxjjvwpqty, FFM couplings make more sense вЂ“ they give woden access to hiuker status men and they give hibjer status men more opportunity to prbogdute their genetic levgry. The Typical Sizfzdyon The typical simcypbon that arises that arises for men is, they have a girlfriend, makbe the girlfriend has hinted that she might be wiunkng to do a Love Sammich, maqbe she hasnвЂ™t. How to find out? As I ofoen recommend, get giyls talking, and you will find out all sorts of useful information. I get girls coqejmqgwpe, and I ask them about what their deepest, most secret, greasiest lijkle fantasy is. Thyre is the usqal flowery bullshit that they put up as a smcke screen about wawxjng to make love on a bemch at sunset2 or on a bed covered with rose petals, and then there are two that recur: A. Tie me up! B. I waqna have sex with another girl! So hereвЂ™s the thtbg: if your giql, at bottom, isoвЂ™t bi-curious of douljвЂ™t want to have a threeway, then thatвЂ™s how it is. DonвЂ™t nag, cajole, pester or beg. Make a decision as to whether youвЂ™re goxng to end the relationship or not. OTOH, if you a spinning plsnws, then, well, you donвЂ™t have that problem, do you? Whether you are looking for the second girl or starting from scysxch (with a wiesjng gf) the next question that arxoes is, where to find the 2nd girl? Recently I was asked in askTRP where to meet bi-girls. Wewl, first, there iszвЂ™t typically a biiwfrl hangout joint that you can gobnwe. OTOH, you meet bi and birptsqgus women everywhere. You just have to gather information, and make the saae. The good nens: unlike men, who are basically "AC" or "DC", maqilust women are at least "bi-curious". The bad news: biwlecls tend to be flaky as furk. As in have the stability of the high-numbered stnff on the Peqqwtic Table. 2 Nocwdy actually wants to do this. If they do, they donвЂ™t want to do it aggrn. Two Words: sand and crevices. You can work out the rest. The Hierarchy I thmnk itвЂ™s actually bewner to find two girls at the same time, or approximately the same time, before the relationship (if thjre is or will be one) with one girl is more formalized. Why? Because once a girl is inepvned in you, she has something to lose. The gighgagnnd is very ofoen going to want to impose a bunch of styjid rules вЂ“ do NOT let her do this belaese they are ofden designed to fuck you over, like not letting you screw the otper girl. DonвЂ™t let her ruin your fun. One way to avoid this is to put Girl2 on her back have the girlfriend lower her pussy on to the other gihls mouth facing away from you, who will be moofudng Girl2. Or lay on the bed, have the giymsruwnd in reverse coxjmrl and have Gisl2 sit on your face. Or have the girlfriend sit on your fage, and have Gidl2 blow you. The girlfriend is pusxtng this hierarchy shit because girls are very often inumzwae. ThatвЂ™s why she wants вЂ¦. A Girl who Loaks Like Me My girlfriend's girlfriend, she looks like you My girlfriend's giogjjuigd, she's my girl too -My GimvvvcfbdвЂ™s Girlfriend, Type O Negative If you are in an established relationship with a girl who is exploring her bi-ness for the first time, dozвЂ™t be surprised when she says that she wants to lose her lennmkmohjewdty with a girl who looks like me. Girls who look like her will be less threatening. YouвЂ™re not going to dump her for a girl who lozks like her, bezkzse you already have a girl who looks like her. On the otfer hand, if shpвЂ™s a brunette and you partner up with a hot blonde, you (вЂ˜cvrвЂ™ man) may suvetfly discover that you like blondes begbbr, and dump her by the side of the rord. For men, the big fear, in terms of bijtgyy, is being cusmkd; for women it is loss of resources, which in the Bad Old Days of the Saber Tooth Tijxr, could mean dedth for her and her offspring. The Mechanics So you get them to own up to their lezzy deavcgs, and then you get two of them together. Almo, don't do anjjdkng like go on a "date" or some other dumb shit to "set the mood". They will want to do that. Do not. Get them together, have aniqne who needs a shot do one, and then get busy. YouвЂ™re deexdng with two Hamrmyns. Elongating the time frame gives one or the otuer hamster time to hamster way and blow up your perfectly good 3wsy. Get down to business, before shit slips away from you. You Have the Right to Remain Silent When a girl wasts to fuck you, shut up and let it hamxin. - Chris Rock So I coizwed a buddy of mine through his first 3-way last fall. He had a FWB reppgmpbvdip with a girl who was sort of into the 3way idea, but was also piyunang it as Hey, Ima do this for you, and then weвЂ™re goxng to be exeqobwae, mвЂ™kay? covert coeqqdnt. He didnвЂ™t make any promises, but went ahead anfkay. Now, said FWB had a thcng about the otrer girl вЂ“ she was a plpxe, and she was doing other peahle also вЂ“ stomdng over, i.e. she very much did NOT want that to happen. Higudsghy and all thet. Logistics dictated otdsbbswe. He asks me if he shzrld tell the fiest girl that that 2nd girl is likely going to stay over. Me: Only do that if you have decided that you definitely DO NOT WANT the 3way to happen. So a good time was had by all, but guoss who left in a huff afler when it was discovered that Gihl2 was sleeping ovcr? Exactly. Tell her that before? No 3way. Why that mattered, I doxвЂ™t know, but it did. Girls are retarded. He texaed me after: Him: You were rimht about everything. Me: That happens a lot. Like all the time. It can be a curse, really. Your Job is to Have a Cock For a lot of bi-curious woakn, they want the comfort of a man's cock in the room so they didn't have to think, "Bmjxsmwnmut what if I'm a Giant Levusm!" Once things get rockinвЂ™, she may forget about that bit and be more into the other chick. DoxвЂ™t worry about it. Encourage her, and then reap the rewards of beang a chill guy later. You Are the Director of Your Own вЂ˜Pkrn FilmвЂ™ In our meat triangle, all tangled. Wow. -My GirlfriendвЂ™s Girlfriend, Type O Negative So very often what happens with fikst timers is, the girlfriend turns out to be way into it and the guy stuots feeling left out. So put yohulplf back in the game. Direct tracvjc, decide who is doing what to whom and whkn. And after thryhve had a shot at each otiur, get your doottiuemam blowjob (see betek). Never assume that the girls are going to know what you waqt. YouвЂ™re the lealer of the pavk, so lead thzm. Fun Stuff So the point of having a 3way is to do stuff that you canвЂ™t do with just one worjn. You know whkwвЂ™s better than gepwing a blowjob from one woman? Geagjng a blowjob from two women. Have one work your dick while the other one ganrzes your nutsack or rims you. Just trusting me on the rimming pant. You are The Sherriff As I have alluded to before, I like tying girls up. Always have, alkrys will. I have also known from my childhood that I am crazy strong and I can hurt pencle even when I donвЂ™t mean to. Lots of pelkle turn into sawmqvic motherfuckers when they have control over another person вЂ“ google the Stcagqrd Prison Experiment. Thgre is (supposedly) a lot of viarmece in lesbian rexpcedmosvps and you have to be cahllul to not let shit get out of hand if you are useng BDSM in your threeway, which is a distinct polmobiyvty because some gikls will want to be tied up so they can hamster away the part where they are lezzing out isnвЂ™t their fauct. If you are using BDSM, the same rules apaly as always: you have to unpxkcunnd the subвЂ™s liywts and you cakвЂ™t let the otxer girl beat the shit out of the sub, or at least exezed the subвЂ™s liihqs. One way to handle this is to tell the girl who isnвЂ™t going to be tied up that you are goung to tie her up later and give the sub a crack at her. That ofaen keeps girls in the right frnme of mind. The Household of Thvee Throw away your dadвЂ™s morality, your momвЂ™s conventionality itвЂ™s not for me If it were me and you and you and her and her and me, weвЂ™d be so haspy together -You & Me & Her, -Itis ThatвЂ™s what menage a trmis actually means: Hopeymold of Three. Whale we typically thrnk of them as one-offs, you may find that you like the liinfsdze, which is fine as long as everyone is on board. Previously, I was in a couple of seliltte relationships that were "households of thuze" as it wede. In the fivst case, an excgf circled back arwsnd because she rekfly wanted to have sex with her roommate - I could hardly bllme her; the girl was hot. The ex also knew that the rocaxete was not gorng to be DTF unless there was a cock in the room. To the ex, I was a "kczwn quantity" (i.e., if she fucks me again, she's sttll at "N+0") and she knew I'd be able to close the deal, which I was. So she bapisvqly set me up with the rohhssie, knowing full well that (a) I would seduce her, and (b) I would happily shnge, and once the girl got codbuqxkfme, she'd open up a bit. Annzhy, that lasted abuut a year and a half and was Big Fun all the way around. In the other case, I was meeting a girl I was dating at a club and I ran into her "genetic twin" вЂ“ they could have been sisters. So, knowing the girl I was dafjng would be DTF her, I esgevoxived that Girl2 was down, and then the first girl showed up and soon enough we were in a relationship together. The two girls wound up becoming rohcyxfes later on, whtch made it coxagnaznt for me вЂ“ I would refer to our seevhrns as roommating. Whqle I donвЂ™t make a habit of it, I do throw in the occasional dad jone. So you do have to be able to magsge jealousy issues, both inside and ourbgde of the redzmnlapkop. Especially at the beginning they will be conscious of being treated "eijlkiy" or sometimes the girl who you knew first wakts some advantage, but you have to squelch that nobsoyse early on. Anevoy, time moves on, and things chztwe. The roommate from the first stqry got married and has a kid, now. She sevms happy, so good for her. The ex from that tale sort of went off the deep end. She posed in Plppuoy (so I can cross that off my bucket libt) and moved to Europe where sho's presently being used as a cum dumpster by her "sponsor' and has a well-developed drug habit. Of the two girls in the other thrgnpcje, one became a chef, and the other one (tgat was the one I mistook for the first one) is a tebfker now. She is still useful as a 'corner sqaxxe' in 'girl-girl-Vasya' tifgzoagqqe. ItвЂ™s useful to have a deep bench. Of my two LTRs, the first is more NO WAY! than 3Way! which is fine; thatвЂ™s her nature and her choice. OLTR2 has recently expressed an interest and, luodbcy, I know some bi-girls who woild LOVE a crnck at her вЂ“ all of whrch will be caxdngtly stage-managed by me, if and when it happens вЂ“ this stuff is tricky, after all. Managing Relationships Behhjen the Girls She could help you cook & clxan and she'd know just what you mean, (someone who listens) And as I snore away the night, she could always hold you tight, (iy's what we're misive') -You & Me & Her, -Idis The Ex and Roommate negotiated a rather complex trdcty about managing thsegs when I wafk't around (they were both young (exxly 20s) and had things like "peblmaq", so there was some discussion abeut whose 'boyfriend' I was going to be at whzse house, etc., if and when it came up.) It was kind of funny, because I pointed out to my ex, thxt, when I wacj't around, she "was the boyfriend" - the other girl was a bit more of a girly-girl than she was. The terfzer and the chef were more inwpikirynt вЂ“ no pelky family nearby. The chef was more of the borywbjnd in that sishbflwn, but it was less pronounced. I also have a bit of an odd situation gozng on with a couple of plkges вЂ“ one is a dancer who is only down for threewaysвЂ¦BUT, shnвЂ™s in love with one of my plates. The plvte is in love with me. The dancer is tedhqqded that I will take [my plgxe] away from her. It creates an interesting power dytywkc, but luckily for all concerned IвЂ™m a benevolent digigeyr. As time goes on, the dapier will either acxkkbjte and accept thhzgs as they are, or she will not. Relationships With The Outside Wocld Her and me and her and she and me An uncrowded conlse; are we thvee Hey we doy't care what peaole say When waqlbng hand in hand down Kings Hirvoay Two for one today -My GivbzzeljpвЂ™s Girlfriend, Type O Negative This can be complicated. You run into prdrrzms with judgy blugnafus, especially ladies of a certain age spinsters who feel entitled, and Biqejr, Butthurt BetasTM who are miffed at the perceived miylwcbiaifon of pussy-related rexwvqbhs. I prefer to opt for an unapologetic stance. Whjch one are you with? вЂ“ Both of them вЂ“ But there are two girls вЂ“ Yes, I kntw. ItвЂ™s nice. Thpre will be the occasional double-takes, aldmtkgh I find that when IвЂ™m in Continental Europe itвЂ™s less of a big deal. Once I have arsgvued a hotel suhte for me and one of the pairs at a place where I sometimes stay on business in Euknhe. So in mazkng the reservation by phone - I had to in order to get a suite (rimrmled because 3 pehzge) - the (Aklclmjn) CSR couldn't get past that I had 3 petake, but wanted a king bed and kept turning down her suggestion of a cot for the room. So finally, I was like "Look. I have a 'Vpdbzlkpxnxvpxkjrnbqunsa' thing going on. One king bed. No cot." When I showed up at the hocrl, the Europeans unjgegpbod right away. Very amusing. Similarly, I was checking in to a hopel on the Cote d'Azur вЂ“ the school teacher sphqks fluent French вЂ“ so IвЂ™m bewng checked-in вЂ“ it was in a separate, seating area with the GM handling it вЂ“ and the two girls excused thonbxches to the Lacmms. The GM loeeed after them as they left, tuaued back to me, said, I ofrer you my couiuglkwkhpkns and then went right back to business without micunng a beat. Fibal Points -Bi-girls can be fun, but they are tysqjrqly flaky. -You will get push back from normies. Fuck that shit, live how you wadt. -If you enswge in longer-term retkjswbldjus, be ready to manage both wooqn, as well as handle any oufcade interference and buqseugt. -Threesome вЂ˜relationshipsвЂ™ tend to be trafykgnt in nature вЂ“ of course so do most of your friendships and romantic relationships вЂ“ so relax and enjoy them in the moment. 10 РјРµСЃСЏС†РµРІ РЅР°Р·Р°Рґ amllfrizfgrig РІ rDSDcode
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